cr7forbeastmode:

Cristiano Ronaldo in the mixed zone after winning the Champions League:
Cristiano: Ramos’ season? Well, the truth is Sergio has made a motherfucking incredible year.
*laughter from the journalists*
Cristiano: “Motherfucking” can be said, right? *laughs*
Shared 10 hours ago on July/31/2014 » via, orig.
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"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
Shared 1 day ago on July/30/2014 » via, orig.
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nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

Shared 2 days ago on July/29/2014 » via, orig.
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Football gives you life, or at least a sense of it.

-Gerard Pique

Shared 3 days ago on July/28/2014 » via, orig.
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reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself
Shared 4 days ago on July/27/2014 » via, orig.
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“I’ve never considered myself a femme fatale as I’ve never seduced anyone and ruined their lives. At least as far as I know.”
Shared 5 days ago on July/26/2014 » via, orig.
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slapmytitties:

slapmytitties:

how can i get rich and famous without doing anything

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thanks for the tip

Shared 6 days ago on July/25/2014 » via, orig.
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