• football player: so how old are you?
  • me: how old do you need me to be
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Show-offs | August 8, 2014

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  • me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
  • friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
  • me: what the fuck i dont have time for this
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“CLOSE THE FUCKING TRANSFER WINDOW” — literally the whole football fandom (via dvmbfrick)

Shared 3 days ago on August/29/2014 » via, orig.
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"I’m really happy so I must say thanks to my team-mates because without the team, individual awards would not be possible." - Ronaldo about winning UEFA Best Player in Europe

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i ship me and money

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I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth

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